My Pretensions of being a Cute Economist

My Pretensions of being a Cute Economist

I woke up bothered by the way my Nanay –Mother- handles her time and money. We went to a shopping mall and bought furniture for my books when she said, “Jp, there you go again you will buy something then never use it.” I replied “We’ll why do you buy lots and lots of jewelry without using them?” the bewildered saleslady smiled. Then my Mom’s eyes turned red -like a confused dragon. Anyway, she bought the book cabinet –of course the cheapest- in my thoughts “That is why China’s economy is blooming amidst the western economic crises because their concept of preserving wealth and deposing it is retailing” I remember when I am with Tatay –Father- he always reminds me of thinking in the long term even when buying or selling things. Think of the cheapest property or thing that has “resale” value. In my thoughts again “How about my books, painting and clothes?” I know they don’t have resale value but I suppose I can sell them to potential buyers who dreams of being me. Haha… Anyway, I think buying gold and stocks today is something the youth like me who doesn’t have money should buy. I suggest instead of buying “bullshit” non-designer and imitated clothes learn how to buy gold and learn how to trade stocks. Pretend you are smart by asking relevant questions. Haha… I have created four reasons, which are illusionary solutions as to why the Filipino People in “general”, especially the educated yet ill-informed –or simply lazy- public should buy and trade stocks and also gold.

 

1. Most of the huge breast banks in the west are running out of cash –due to monopoly of interest rates or simply greed- So they will start to print money three times like what Marcos did and distribute it coming from their money factory –Central Bank. So buy something that will last forever, which will insure you that its value will not diminish over-time, thoughts –the time will come our paper money will be like play money can be used as a toilet paper like the one my Lola buys, suggestion visit Indonesia, one candy is like ten billion or something- haha…
2. First of all learn how to buy and trade stocks. Hence, the credit crunch and the fluctuating interest rates due to the stupidity, not of our political system but by the politicians within the system preferring to serve the nation by being egotistic. Believing they have moles in their genitals to protect them from “Karma” haha…Anyway, buy cheap stocks and let it rest instead of letting it grow in a Bank. Playing in the stock market is like going to a casino imagine your self playing blackjack, thoughts –you don’t have an enemy just yourself, be greedy subconsciously- haha...
3. Learn how to conserve energy, knowing that sex toys are battery operated, hence the more the public will consume energy the more Napocor will buy power resources, which of course is subject to oil, gas and other resources. They buy less locally and more internationally so the prices are unpredictable. Noting also the greedy monopoly that only people with great power yet small genitals can play. So be a wise spender of energy, it will not only help you save but also scare the cunning government. Thoughts –little mice can scare the elephant, imagine if they mate, how will the animal look like? Humm… simple just picture out "some" pretentious lawmakers in congress and in senate and you can spot the difference. Haha…
4. Believe that God is within, meaning believe that God exist in every matter –humans/animals alike. From that thought all things that is not pretentious will explode like an orgasmic eruption of a horny volcano. Haha… Oh my god I forgot to mention not to judge and condemn haha… I suppose I need to go to Mount Apo and you know what I mean. haha...

 

 

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